Oh dear god, it’s an invitation to your high school reunion.
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A Person Who Has Been an Intern for 10 Years
AKA, someone who died when they were 22 and has been walking the Earth as a zombie ever since.
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Someone From Your Alumni Association Asking for Donations
Every call from your alumni association feels like a call that's coming from inside the house.
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The Google Search for Your Name...That Has Your Old, Emo Blog at the Top
It's the whining you did about your crush on a band from 2008...COMING BACK FROM THE GRAVE TO RUIN ALL YOUR JOB PROSPECTS.
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