The world is a vampire.
The end times are nigh...
...for many reasons, least among them this new "invention" wherein you shove your $400 pocket computer into a pastel plastic brush contraption and then pretend it has a new use.
They call it a "Selfie Brush" because, of course they do.
Never mind the fact that it's actually not in any way helpful to put your phone ~2 inches higher and then have to reach around a brush handle to take the photo.
In the spirit of journalism, let's examine exactly what this brush claims to do...maybe we just don't "get" it.
"Paddle brush gives professional results"...okay, sure. We'll give them that one.
"Easy to find in pocket book"...TRUE. This one is actually very true.
If this actually FIT in your pocket book, you definitely wouldn't lose it.
