79 Bar Names That Make Excellent Alibis

It’s cool when bars are named things like “The Office” or “Working Overtime” so you don’t have to lie when your significant other asks to know where you’ve been. Here are some other good examples:

1. My Phone Died
2. Burning The Midnight Oil
3. Very Bad Traffic
4. The DMV
5. Walking Around The Neighborhood
6. Urgent Care
7. The Emergency Room
8. Buried In Emails

9. 24 Hour Emergency Vet
10. 24 Hour Fitness
11. My Flight Was Delayed
12. Talking To My Mom On The Phone
13. Helping My New Friend Cory Move A Sofa
14. Getting An Oil Change
15. Doing Some Volunteer Work
16. Getting Home To You As Soon As I Could
17. Talking To My New Friend Cory On The Phone
18. I Fell Asleep On The Train


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