Because we really don’t need to see a “sexy” Beetlejuice. Also, BRB, weeping in the corner for my childhood.
The Force is weak for this creepy Yoda costume:
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If you ever had a thing for Cabbage Patch Dolls:
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If you've got a fetish for a certain mouse, then this costume is for you.
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Yup, even Pluto got an unnecessary sexified makeover:
What, no Goofy?!
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