OMG. I’m going to hell.
Your main thought during Mass: "I'm hungry. Is this almost over?"
Especially during an early morning Mass, all you're really thinking about is bacon.
Disney
"Is it me or is the church choir performing REALLY bad today?"
Today sounds really... off. More than usual.
When listening to the priest delivering the homily: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
"I'm not sleeping Father. I'm just concentrating on my prayers."
20th Century Fox
On Friday during Lent: "Steak or Salad?... Steak."
It's not a sin. It's nourishment.
20th Century Fox
