Your social media stalking abilities are SUPERB.
You stalk yourself on social media to see how you would look to your crush.
You spend a large amount of time daydreaming about him...
...and you fluctuate between hope and crippling self-doubt when you wonder whether he thinks about you too.
You will type and re-type a text message seven million times, then hover over the send button for three hours before you actually send it to her.
