Spoiler: We’re proud of them.
When you take off your shirt in the morning, you can't help but gaze at this thing that's on your abdomen, wondering how the hell it got there.
"Hello, belly. You're still here, I see."
Every once in awhile you like to grab your belly, just to see how much you have to burn off at the gym.
I'm doing an extra ten sit ups just for this.
You will always try to suck your belly in, especially when you're around someone you like.
Sitting down is the bane of your existence.
You just can't hide it when you're sitting down.
