Why do these radical feminanimals hate men so much?
Komodo dragons.
Female komodo dragons hate men so much they figured out how to reproduce without them. Scientists have recently discovered that komodo dragons, the largest living species of lizard, are one of the 70 species of vertebrates capable of parthenogenesis, or asexual reproduction. One such lady-lizard, Flora of the London Chester Zoo, produced 11 viable eggs despite never having coupled with a gentleman komodo. Let it serve as a warning to male komodos everywhere: Flora and her kind consider you obsolete.
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Bonobos.
Bonobos are basically just horny, vegetarian lesbians. They live in matriarchal groups of up to 100 bonobos, with the lady-bonobos calling all the shots. Young female bonobos (or bono-hos) join new groups by seducing the higher-ranking females with a combination of grooming and sexual favors. Male bonobos are bigger and stronger, yet the females manage to repress them with their radical feminist politics.
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Southern right whales.
Female southern right whales have no consideration for male feelings. They'll mate with up to 6 males at a time, and all they care about is which whale has the biggest dick. She doesn't even care who the father of her offspring is. After her twisted whale-orgy, she just swims away into the open sea, a trail of broken whale-hearts behind her, and a belly full of battling whale-sperm.
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The black widow spider.
Ugh, the black widow spider is such a man-eater. Seriously. She's always literally eating male black widow spiders. She doesn't hang out with any males all year until it's time to mate, murder and munch them. Classic black widow.
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