True fact: All Scots love kissing Highland cattle.
Welcome to Scotland! Here is a quick and completely accurate guide to what Scottish people are like.
All of these pictures were found by searching for "Scottish", "Scotland", "Scottish man" or "Scottish woman" on stock photography websites.
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Scottish men look like this.
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Scottish women look like this.
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Scottish people are very patriotic and are constantly waving small Scottish flags.
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