Conspiracy theory: he swallowed a tiny woman.

Youtube user Ryan Clark uploaded this video of a guy named Matt impersonating a super excited girl.

It appears that Matt works for the "The Ride," which is a NYC bus experience for tourists who wish their lives were a flash mob. We've reached out to make sure it is legit. Related life advice: never believe anything you read on internet websites.

But listen to what happens when you bump the pitch up on the part when he's talking in his normal voice:

Can you hear it? It's the same voice, just slightly different.