Step one: Cry.
Detoxifying Dinner Salad
Ingredients
Spinach
Sorrow
Grab a small handful of spinach leaves and eat them while watching a show about cupcakes on The Food Network. Your tears will season the spinach.
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Sun-dried Tomato Surpise
Ingredients
Tomato
The sun
Gently hold a tomato in your hands and stare at the sun until both you and the tomato shrivels up. Delicious pizza awaits you in death.
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Low-cal Taco Party
Ingredients
Just a bean
When the company you work for orders tacos for lunch, limit yourself to a single pinto bean. Ask one of your co-workers who isn't on a diet to breathe their sour cream breath on your succulent bean.
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Tasty Chia Seed Snacks
Ingredients
Magic Spells
Chia Seeds
Before going to bed, sprinkle chia seeds around your bed to keep food nightmares away. In the morning, burn your next door neighbor for being a witch. See if she has any Snickers bars in her pantry and eat as many as you can before the cops show up.
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