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Kate Middleton got upset with Prince William for wanting to see Britney Spears in concert, claims the National Enquirer in a story that somehow gets even more ridiculous.
According to the tabloid, no stranger to absurd reporting about Spears and the royal family, William “was scheming to catch [Spears'] casino show on a still-unscheduled Las Vegas visit,” and Middleton laid down the law.
Oh?
Here’s what a made-up “royal spy” tells the Enquirer, in a cartoonishly fake quote:
“Will and Prince Harry had hatched a plan to see Britney’s show, but when Kate found out, she could hardly believe it. She’d heard the long-forgotten rumors of flirtatious email correspondence between William and Britney many years ago. Britney had actually blabbed about it, revealing in an interview that William once stood her up on a date! So Kate, naturally, slipped a spear into Will and Harry’s dream scheme, cleverly reminding Her Right Royal Hubby what had happened that time Ginger Prince went bonkers on The Strip — ending up stripped of all dignity in those infamous nude photos. Sly Kate told William, ‘I’m sure your grandmother will agree it is a very, very BAD idea!’”
It’s hard to know what’s more tortured in that drivel — the facts… or the English language.
Needless to say, there was never any secret plan for the princes to see Spears, nor was there any fight between William and Middleton about it.
A source close to the situation tells Gossip Cop the story is “laughable.”
