50 Thoughts That Everyone Has When Shopping At Ikea

I really only came for one thing, how did I spend so much?!

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1. This place is huge.
2. MMMM, that IKEA smell. I have arrived.
3. I wanna be in and out in 30 minutes.
4. OK gotta get a game plan, I'm ONLY here for a coffee table.
5. Jesus, why are there so many children here? THIS ISN'T A PLAYGROUND.
6. I wish every Ikea had a monkey with a fur coat.
7. Why is it so impossible to just pick up one thing at IKEA? Why must I go through the maze?
8. Where even are the coffee tables?
9. I could just go straight to the marketplace.
10. * looks towards showroom * But that room setup is siiiiick.

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11. OK, I'll walk around.
12. I should probably grab one of those big ass bags, just in case.
13. Ewwwww, not the bag on top. Looks a little past its prime.
14. REMINDER: I am only here for a coffee table.
15. Shit. This living room layout is AMAZE.
16. I feel like I could do that with my place.
17. * looks at price tag * LOL JK
18. OMG those pillows and they're only $4.99! Score, buying.
19. Maybe I should get a rug, too.
20. I wonder how much that rug is.
21. There's a dude wearing a yellow shirt, does he work here?
22. Of course he doesn't. I feel stupid.
23. WHY WAS HE WEARING A YELLOW SHIRT THOUGH? Basically only 25% my fault.
24. There's the coffee table!! OK, gotta write this name down.


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