Shift work will change how you look at the world.
"Friends"
Should mean: People you hang out with because you like them.
Now means: People you hang out with because they happen to be free at the same time as you.
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"Significant other"
Should mean: The person you share your life with.
Now means: The person who is also in your house but you never actually see.
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"Splits"
Should mean: Dividing something in half.
Now means: When your boss hates you, this is what they make you do.
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"Bags"
Should mean: Devices for carrying things in.
Now means: Permanent decorations under your eyes.
