Lordy lordy, look who’s 40.
Give them an "Over 40 Starter Kit."
Fill it with everything they'll need in their twilight years, like Centrum, laxatives, urine guards, and Icy Hot.
Give them a brutally honest "Life begins at 40" card.
Send them this Louis C.K. rant on how crappy it is to be 40.
"It's just shitty now."
Mention that babies born after they graduated from college are now in college themselves.
Welp.
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