The struggle is real, please add me on LinkedIn. But actually.
Introductions
What it usually means: A simple greeting that you can say at anytime to anyone.
What it actually means when you're unemployed: A terrifying encounter you haven't had in months since graduating.
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Handshake
What it usually means: A firm hand greeting that means you're confident and ready to talk shop.
What it actually means when you're unemployed: An invitation to strangers to show them how much you sweat and how sticky your palms are.
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Business cards
What it usually means: Look mom! I'm a real professional and have a 401(k) and shop at Express now!
What it actually means when you're unemployed: You borrowed $40 from your parents to get these printed just to impress people at parties.
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Resume
What it usually means: An impressive document with all your amazing job experiences and accomplishments.
What it actually means when you're unemployed: A document where you list every unpaid internship you've ever had while exaggerating your skills and proficiency in Photoshop.
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