Oh no, got photographed with my slit eyes showing again, FML.
This guy is always trying to blow your cover.
David Icke / Via davidicke.com
You don't know whether this figure should be comforting or depressing.
I mean it IS supposed to be a secret, but... I don't know, you almost have to feel bad for the sheeple.
Knowing you could turn the wrong way, or close your eyes weirdly, and your true identity as a Reptilian Overlord could be revealed to the public.
Dammit. Caught having a jaw again.
When you yawn just a little too wide and accidentally reveal your multiple rows of poisonous fangs.
Ahahaha oops.
