The highly unscientific opinions of expert beer drinkers.
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"If you're a big fan of Abita Purple Haze, you've probably exposed yourself at Mardi Gras, but you own it. Good for you."
"You're a raspberry and cheese lover… you know a lot about beer and cheeses. You believe that fruits and beer should be a thing that everyone loves."
"Nobody picks Amstel Light by choice. It's always the last thing sitting depressingly alone at the bottom of the ice bucket."
"You're the ultimate guy/girl next door."
"Blue Moon is craft beer for people who have never had a craft beer."
"You're a proud member of the citrus-in-beer club and your friends are forced to make an extra trip on your behalf, regularly."
"You are a free spirit and probably think Burning Man is the coolest festival out there."
"These people believe, mistakenly, that they have refined tastes."
"Brooklyn Lager drinkers are new to hipsterdom."
"You're good-natured and reliable. You may not be the best at everything, but you're always there and ready to pitch in."
"You do not care what people think. Drink on, brotha!"
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"If you bought Budweiser instead of another beer just because of the American flag cans, I respect that decision."
"U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"
"No nonsense."
"You own a truck! You are proud of that truck and why wouldn't you be?"
"Budweiser may be a really basic beer, but people who drink it have hidden depths. They have feelings. They cried during that Clydesdale commercial."
"Bud Light is for people who just. don't. care."
"People who order Bud Light Lime enjoy salted soap water, but also want to watch their figure."
"Bud Light Lime is used to cleanse the wounds you get from being made fun of for drinking it."
"This is a garbage beer for garbage people."
"Chimay is the last drink a person has before filing for bankruptcy."
"Coors drinkers ran out of Budweiser."
"Drinking to drink."
"You reach for a Coors as your safety net at a party full of people you don't know."
"Coors Light is a good before-noon beer."
"Coors Light is what people of the 'beer before liquor' genre drink."
"You speak almost exclusively in emoticons."
