Will work for donuts.
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1. I'd never play Farmville, but I love The Simpsons, so I'll give this a try.
2. I can't believe I ever thought I had control over my life.
3. My Springfield is so cute.
4. Just visited my neighbors' Springfields and now I realize mine is useless and ugly.
5. When is the next level coming?
6. There's no reason this game can't produce levels as fast as I can play them.
7. Realistically, I should be on level 800 by now.
8. I'm so proud of myself for never buying any donuts.
9. I'm only buying a dozen donuts.
10. K I'm only going to buy 300 donuts THIS ONE TIME.
11. I'M BUYING A BOATLOAD OF DONUTS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.
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12. I no longer think of donuts as things you eat, but solely as currency.
13. I'm honestly confused as to why I can't throw donuts at people to make them move faster.
14. I'm biding my time for a new event to bring excitement back to this game.
15. The new event arrived and I just used all of my donuts to make it pass by faster.
16. Did I really just blow all my winnings from Springfield Downs on trees?
17. I just have to move this one tiny fence, and then my town will be complete.
18. I've literally moved everything but the fence, because my FINGERS ARE TOO FAT FOR THIS GAME.
19. What am I supposed to do with these holiday decorations?
20. I judge my neighbors for leaving holiday decorations up long after the holidays are over.
21. Your nuclear power plant doesn't need candy cane–striped cooling towers in the summer.
22. I'm irrationally angry when my neighbors don't have any buildings left for me to vandalize.
23. I've completely forgot about my Krustyland.
24. WHY CAN'T I PUT A PALM TREE OUTSIDE OF KRUSTYLAND?
