Seriously, mom, I need to get into the city this weekend. Do you know who’s playing Crutchie on Saturday?
Your entire wardrobe is 75% cast t-shirts.
And you're subsequently used to people walking behind you and asking if they can "find your name".
Get this shirt, here.
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Your "small playbill collection" looks a little something like this:
And you're not ashamed.
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You're waiting for a cast list to come out and people ask why you're so quiet.
"Why are you so quiet today?"
"I REALLY NEED THIS JOB, DEAR GOD I NEED THIS JOB! I'VE GOT TO GET THIS JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!"
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You think that Broadway Flea Market > Christmas
But you are NOT waiting in that Autograph Line... even if Bernadette Peters and Jeremy Jordan are signing together in the same hour like they were last year.
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