My body is definitely not ready.
Carrying groceries back to your house becomes a super challenging workout.
You're better at hitting someone else (or yourself) with a bat or racket than you are at actually hitting the ball.
Whenever you attempt to play a sport, you might as well have gotten drunk beforehand.
People always ask if you ran somewhere because when you arrive, you're inevitably out of breath.
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