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Everything is or isn't ice cream.
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Killing a spider makes the spider genetic pool sneakier and more deadly.
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The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
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When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
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