Please don’t tell me you bought flowers instead of food.
You hate when people get you flowers, because they die, and you can't eat them.
So you mean to tell me you spent money on these flowers instead of food?
FOX 5
Candlelit dinners aren't really your thing because you can't see anything worth a damn.
And you like to see your food, because duh.
FOX
If anyone ever tried to play you a song, you would end up laughing because...who does that?
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
FOX
You're not really into holding hands because it gets sweaty as f*ck.
And you're pretty capable of walking on your own.
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