All hail the single greatest human to ever exist.
When she graciously handed over an exorbitant amount cash.
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When she dropped this deep quote.
Mariah is the new Oracle of Delphi.
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When she threw a fistful a glitter on this American Idol contestant.
Look at the joy on the contestants face!
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