Yeah, you have fun sweating profusely while loud children scream everywhere around you. I’ll be enjoying my air-conditioning in peace.
There is NOTHING COMFORTABLE OR FUN about the beach. Want to lie down and read comfortably? Nope.
Want to avoid seeing the bare bottom of someone whose bottom you have absolutely no desire to see? TOO DAMN BAD.
Want to get a nice tan? HAHAHAHA NOPE FUCK YOU.
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And those burns are not only really painful, but lead to disgusting skin peeling.
