“Will attend and will bring a date, even though the invite offered no indication that I could bring a date.”
Are you a planning a wedding? Cancel it. Because nothing will ever top this wedding invite.
The invite was posted on Reddit, and it's unclear what the user's responses will be.
ATTENDANCE: "Will Say I Plan To Attend, Then I Won't Show Without Any Explanation"
BEHAVIOR: "Will Make An Unsolicited Toast That Makes Ample Use Of The 'F-Word' And A Few Choice Uses Of The 'C-Word'"
