The “not Ryan Seacrest” guy.
Why does this dude with crazy eyes and a microphone look totally familiar?!?
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OMG! IT'S BECAUSE THAT'S BRIAN DÜNKQELMÅN!!!!1!!1! THE SORT OF HOST FROM AMERICAN IDOL!
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No really! Brian Dunkleman co-hosted the first season of the singing competition with Ryan Seacrest's frosted tips.
But you probably forgot about the Slam Dunkleman because shortly after crowning Kelly Clarkson's highlights as the first ever "American Idol," he quit.
He reportedly left the show because he didn't like seeing "kids being brought to tears."