The pump was definitely invented by someone who hates women.
1. Can you stop sucking already?
2. Seriously, you can't still be hungry.
3. You have been doing this all day.
4. This isn't an all-you-can-eat buffet.
BOPPY!
5. Maybe you're getting too comfy on the Boppy.
6. How did people breastfeed before Boppy pillows?
7. Oh no, don't fall asleep.
8. Wake up.
9. Wake THE HELL up.
10. I shouldn't wake up a sleeping baby.
11. But it's on my nipple.
12. I'd eventually like my nipples back.
13. Is that asking too much?
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