52 Things You Absolutely Should Not Say Just Before Or During Sex

“ONLY look at me in the eyes.”

1. "Intercourse."
2. "I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO INTERCOURSE WITH YOU FOR A WHILE."
3. "I've made a Spotify playlist for this."
4. "Let's start taking off each other's clothes. Oh............................"
5. "Never mind. It is nothing to worry about."
6. "Don't worry about that rash, the doctor prescribed a cream for that."

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