Tinder is not your friend.
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1. I only use it for the ego-boost = I swipe right for everyone, then just pretend everyone loves me.
2. I only use it for a bit of a distraction = I wish I wasn't single and had an actual person to distract me.
3. I only downloaded it as a joke = I didn't get liked by everyone, and now I hate it.
4. I just use it as a joke = I need love.
5. I'm in a relationship, so it's just a bit of fun = I'm waiting for someone hotter than my S.O.
6. I love it = I got laid last night.
7. I like it = I got laid a few weeks ago.
8. I quite like it = I got laid ages ago.
9. It's OK = I nearly got laid once.
10. I hate it = I got stood up once.
