Do they make hazmat beachwear?
This is you anytime you are forced to go to the beach.
You are the Queen O' 'Screen.
You're always covered.
High SPFs get you REALLY excited.
Despite the fact that anything after SPF 30 pretty much does the same job.
In the summer, you've been known to walk around with a parasol. Or umbrella. You don't care if it looks slightly crazy.
