I’m not mean, I’m just realistic. Realists get. shit. done.
Sometimes you feel like the only practical person in the room.
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When an inspirational quote pops onto your Facebook or Twitter feed, it actually makes your day worse.
There is literally nothing more depressing than badly photoshopped inspirational quotes.
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When someone has a really bad idea, and you have to decide whether or not to shoot it down and risk making them mad.
SIGH. I’m just trying to save us all from tears, embarrassment, and/or a trip to the emergency room, OK?
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When someone posts tons of pictures of their baby doing extremely boring things, and you are expected to be excited.
We get it, your baby has a face, good for your baby.
