Why is my hair everywhere? WHY?
If it's curly, and you brush it out, you will look like an enchanted forest where a witch is hiding.
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There is enough left over in your hairbrush every morning where you could make yourself a very nice sweater, if you wanted to.
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If you try to brush your hair, there is basically a 50/50 chance that you will lose either the brush or your hair.
Every hair styling tool you own is like a really bad guest who doesn't know when to leave. That is basically your life now.
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And wherever you go, you leave a trail of broken hair brushes behind.
Your brushes are not mane enough for you. They just aren't.
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