At least we’re all the same height lying down, amirite?
Pictures with tall people are always a little embarrassing.
For the other people in the photo, that is, since you are too busy looking handsomely into the distance.
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You live longer, apparently.
Take that, NBA players besides Spud Webb and Muggsy Bogues!
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Tall women who refuse to date you don't know what they are missing.
Just because you're short doesn't mean everything else* is.
*Penis.
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Same thing for short women who only date tall men.
Why the petite ladies gotta do you like that? You guys are a perfect match!
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