Spoiler alert, kids: We know.
“My son writes long letters professing his love to a girl in his class, but never gives them to her and throws them in the trash.”
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“My 5-year-old daughter secretly loves my 3-foot-tall Batman doll. I caught her slow dancing with it for a good three minutes until she went in for a kiss."
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“My son image searches for “cream pie,” but tries to disguise it by searching for “blueberry pie” and “cherry pie” beforehand. He’d be mortified if he knew I’m not fooled that he’s that interested in pastries.”
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