Before the inevitable serious injury.
1. So, we're all just pretending the bike lane doesn't exist then? Cool, just checking.
2. Why are all these cyclists trying to kill themselves today? Is there a tube strike on?
3. I do not trust any other cyclists near me.
4. Especially that guy on a Boris bike.
5. I also do not trust that guy in a suit.
6. If you need to tie up your trousers to cycle, don't cycle.
7. Why are there so many people without helmets? YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
8. There is a strange sound on this bike.
9. Something is loose. Something is definitely loose.
10. I should stop and figure out what it is.
11. Be late vs. bike fall apart?
12. Well, I don't want to be late...
13. I'll fix it before the next ride. It'll be fine. Probably.
14. Actually, did that sound happen last ride?
15. Was I supposed to fix it before this ride?
16. Or maybe it wasn't actually a problem? I'll carry on.
17. This probably won't work out well.
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