“Yea, if you could just go ahead and be my minimum wage minion…that’d be great.”

Complain when you're literally three minutes late.

You work nights and weekends without getting paid overtime, but yea, those three minutes in the morning make aaaaall the difference.

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Expect you to read their minds.

It's a good thing you listed "telepathic abilities" as one of your skills on your resume.

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