In unsurprising news, man does something stupid.
This is a fat ball. It's made of raw lard and seeds, and it's being eaten by a bird. Because birds eat fat balls.
Birds, and a man.
And so a great thread begins.
The poster goes on: "Because there was football on the telly I nipped to a mates [...] few accidental Vinos and home.
He thought I had left them for snacks.
I don't know what to do."
Via mumsnet.com
"He is 48 years old ffs. Stuff like this isn't in marriage guidance leaflets."
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One forum member suggests: "Buy him some extra bog roll and leave him to it."
To which the original poster replies: "My next quandary is I want to go to bed now. Do I sleep in matrimonial bed and risk it or spare bed and leave him to whatever occurs? I have meetings in the morning in a professional office with professional people who don't have fuckwits as dear hearts."
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