Because everyone on the road is an idiot. Except you.
1. Oh cool, traffic.
2. Glad I'm not on that bus. Peasants.
3. Yeh, yeh, alright I'll let you in.
4. HEY! WHERE'S MY FUCKING WAVE!
5. Is that person reading?
6. Get off your phone you fucking idiot.
7. Hmm...better check my phone.
8. I hate you.
9. Go go go go go go!
10. No! We could have made it! Fuck you!
11. That's cool, do your three-point turn in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.
12. I don't care about your family.
13. If I rammed into them I'd probably live...
14. Just a little tap...
15. Old people. Ugh.
16. Youths. Ugh.
17. I see you! I SEE YOU!
18. You know what you did!
19. Man I'm hungry.
20. What?! I just got gas yesterday!
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21. What are you doing in the fast lane?
22. Seriously?
23. MOVE!
24. The world is full of idiots.
25. Fucking trucks.
26. Fucking trailers.
27. Fucking RVs.
28. Fucking caravans.
29. Fucking cyclists.
30. Hey! Hey! Indicate!
31. Is that Bill?
32. It must be Bill.
33. Beeps horn.
34. That wasn't Bill.
35. Get OFF my ASS!
36. JAYWALKER!
37. I could run you down.
38. I'd probably get away with it, too.
39. Get off the road.
40. Cool convertible dickweed.
