You may already have a hunch about these things.
We love peeing in our pants.
Imagine sitting in a steamy jacuzzi while you're wearing a bunny soft cashmere robe. You're riding a unicorn at the same time and it's feeding you factory fresh candy corn. That's what it feels like to pee in your pants. Freedom. Luxury. Warmth. Yes, it's followed by an ice cold reality as the urine chills but we'll let you handle that.
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We tune out your angry voice.
When you start talking between clenched teeth like a Disney witch or raise your voice all we hear is static. Some of us hear a sound that resembles old fashioned internet dial-up noise. Feel free to try again when you've calmed down.
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We hate being treated like puppets.
"Say goodbye to that random shop owner!" "Show my friends that funny thing you do!"
I'm a person not an ego prop. Knock it off. If you were to provide M&Ms as some sort of engagement incentive that would be a different story entirely.
We know where your keys are.
And the remote. And the debit card. And your checkbook. Don't worry. They're all in a safe place. Plus you look so cute when you're searching. You're getting warmer! Warmer! No, cold. Much colder. LOL!
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