You can’t spell “class” without some ass.
"Going out"
What it normally means: You've got to blow off a little steam on the weekend, right?
Now it means: "Who can black out the fastest?"
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"Snacks"
What it normally means: Tasty treats to hold you over between meals.
Now it means: You will be able to survive off whatever ramen, alcohol, pizza, and Kraft Easy Mac you can get your hands on.
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"Wine"
What it normally means: A classy drink you have with a nice meal.
Now it means: When you take it out of the box, you better slap the bag.
"Broke"
What it normally means: You don't have any money.
Now it means: You still have money for booze and pizza, but that's about it.
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