Trust me. It’s better this way.
"Yup, I eat breakfast everyday!"
What you mean: I quickly chug as much coffee as it takes for me to be functional.
"I've been going to bed early."
What you mean: I get in bed at 4 a.m. and watch True Detective until I fall asleep with my laptop on my face.
"Don't worry, I always get at least seven hours of sleep."
What you mean: I have an unhealthy and erratic sleep schedule but this past Sunday I woke up at 4 p.m.
"Work is great!"
What you mean: I am having my life culled out of me by the dull knife of professional ennui, but I want you to think I have my shit together.
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