Actually, under 30 too.
Fedoras.
Are you a gumshoe out of a Dashiell Hammett novel? No? Are you guest starring on Mad Men? No? Then don't wear a fedora.
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Those diaper pants.
See Justin Bieber? Even he can't pull these pants off, and he's what? Twelve? Your old ass has no chance with these so don't even try.
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Choker necklaces.
Unless you are marooned on an island and you made that necklace to pass the time, then you have no business wearing it. Actually, that's no excuse. Take it off right now.
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Crazy busy shoes.
Do those come in toddler size? Because that's the only size they should come in. If your shoes have more than four colors and have multiple patterns then they get the boot. Pun intended.
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