Just because we have kids doesn’t mean we won’t put a hurt on you.
"What do you do all day?"
What don't we do?
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"I totally thought your house would be cleaner than this."
First, oh no you didn't. Second, it was clean an hour ago and three hours before that. Do you not see these kids?
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"You guys must be making some pretty good coin if one of you can stay at home!"
Maybe, or maybe we're scrimping and saving to make this possible because we think it's what's best for our family.
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"You should try putting on some regular pants."
No one asked your opinion, UPS guy.
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