Because it’s no coincidence that the word “smother” has the word “mother” in it.
You don't remember when it happened, but at some point having your mum do everything for you went from normal to smothering.
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You’ve reached 30 minus some vital life skills. Like cooking.
Cleaning.
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The ability to work a full working week.
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