I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE.
All Froot Loops taste the same, no matter what color they are.
The Straight Dope revealed it, Reddit reminded us, and Foodbeast confirms.
This is what's really going on inside a Cup O' Noodles:
To be fair, the extra space underneath is there to let the noodles cook and expand evenly, not to cheat you of your precious, hard-earned instant meal replacement.
Twinkies definitely don't last forever.
Sorry, but your stash of individually packaged golden nuggets is only good for about 45 days.
