Everyone knows that when it came to elementary school social norms, not all fanny packs were created equal.

The Simpsons

What it said about you: Your parents had no idea what you were watching on TV.

Beverly Hills, 90210

What it said about you: You thought you were soooo cool and mature, but, in reality, you had no idea what the hell you were watching.

What it said about you: You settled for nothing but the best, and also your parents were scared of your temper tantrums.

What it said about you: You asked for JanSport and got this instead.