The Super Bowl Analysed By A Briton Who’s Never Seen American Football Before

Decoding a United States tradition.

The Super Bowl is a bit like the FA Cup final. Except people actually care about it.

The Super Bowl is a bit like the FA Cup final. Except people actually care about it.

That said, unlike the FA Cup – in which almost every team in the country from amateurs to Manchester United can theoretically make the final – this is unashamedly about money and slick production values. Three hours of adverts interrupted by the occasional spot of sport, if you will.

I have never watched American Football and have no idea what's going on.

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Seattle Seahawks run out to The Verve's "Bitter Sweet Symphony," in tribute to the drug-addled Wigan band (and north west England's commitment to hitting people for fun).

Seattle Seahawks run out to The Verve's "Bitter Sweet Symphony," in tribute to the drug-addled Wigan band (and north west England's commitment to hitting people for fun).

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Meanwhile, the other team gets led out by a WOMAN ON A HORSE. Britain has rubbish animal mascots in comparison, such as the Blackburn Rovers chicken.

Meanwhile, the other team gets led out by a WOMAN ON A HORSE. Britain has rubbish animal mascots in comparison, such as the Blackburn Rovers chicken.

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Still, US television presentation can make even the most mundane moments seem like an epic moment in human history.

Still, US television presentation can make even the most mundane moments seem like an epic moment in human history.


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