First off, you can finally relate to Destiny’s Child’s “Bills, Bills, Bills.”
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1. Your bank account is now your worst enemy.
2. You don't understand why the government needs so much of your paycheck.
3. You have thought about putting money into a 401(k).
4. You have googled what a 401(k) is.
5. You set up your internet, gas, trash, electric, and water bills, by yourself.
6. You have spent what seemed like years of your life assembling crappy Ikea furniture. You now consider yourself above Ikea, though you can't really afford anything else.
7. Your back sometimes hurts.
8. You feel a need to eat healthier because you have realized you will one day die.
9. But then you realize you're an adult and can eat whatever you want.
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10. You actually have a five-year plan.
11. You debated whether or not to buy cable, and then decided against it, because Netflix, amirite?
12. You think about whether saying "amirite" is too childish?
13. You decide it is.
14. You buy things because they are quality and will last longer.
15. You are morally against the idea of taking a shot.
16. You start to appreciate a good bottle of wine.
17. You worry about gas prices and commute times.
18. You are appalled by the sheer number of teenagers hanging out at malls, parking lots, and movie theaters.
19. Your insides cringe when somebody pulls out their phone during a movie.
20. You debate buying generic brands to save money.
