The shower: home of almost all Eureka! moments. Even Archimedes had his bathtub breakthroughs. All credit to the philosophers over at /r/showerthoughts on Reddit.
When you drink alcohol, you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
Bisexual girls could alternatively be called "more-or-less-bians".
If Katniss and Peeta from The Hunger Games were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would be Katpee or Peeniss.
Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
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